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Woody Allen Inspirational Quotes

As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up. – Woody Allen

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. – Woody Allen

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? – Woody Allen

I am at two with nature. – Woody Allen


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Woody Allen Quotes

I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. – Woody Allen

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. – Woody Allen

I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes on Relationships

I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. – Woody Allen

If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever. – Woody Allen

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought– particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. – Woody Allen




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